You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard’s pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting ‘Nice’ or ‘Sarky’ responses. Watch out you don’t get too cocky though; folk you’ve upset may come back to haunt you.During his raucous adventures, the Bard recruits a motley band of eccentrics and misfits to help in his ignoble cause. Enemies can be defeated using traditional or magical weapons and you can also use the Bard’s dulcet tones to summon creatures. If you’re tired of saving humankind or bored of games that take themselves a bit too seriously, The Bard’s Tale could very well be for you.\u201cThe Bard\u2019s Tale is easily the funniest game I\u2019ve ever played, and I\u2019ve played all the funny games out there.\u201d \u2013 IGN\u201cReady your weapon and bladder as you embark on this ridiculously addicting quest and the funniest adventure of the year, The Bard\u2019s Tale\u201d \u2013 Game Chronicles\u201cThis game is satire in its sharpest form\u201d \u2013 Cheat Code Central<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
You play as the titular Bard, a roguish, manipulative and lewd songster whose priorities in life are the acquisition of material wealth and carnal pleasures. The Bard’s pretty sarcastic by nature, but you get to decide just how scathing he is by selecting ‘Nice’ or ‘Sarky’ responses. Watch out you don’t get too cocky though; […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":16794,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,68],"tags":[14,24,16],"class_list":["post-16793","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-action","category-role-playing","tag-action","tag-fantasy","tag-role-playing"],"yoast_head":"\n