In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That’s a problem, because if they get don’t pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take tests and get grades. They do not have feelings and are not people, but they are much simpler to handle, and therefore much cheaper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
In No Pineapple Left Behind, you have to run a school full of children. Children have lots of wants, needs, and feelings. That’s a problem, because if they get don’t pay attention in class and get low grades, your school loses money. However, you can turn children into pineapples. All that pineapples do is take […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3116,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[33,25,20],"class_list":["post-3115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-simulation","category-strategy","tag-managerial","tag-simulation","tag-strategy"],"yoast_head":"\n