Little Bobby\u2019s dead, the BBQ is on fire, Jen\u2019s eating poisonous berries and the birthday cake still needs icing. It\u2019s just another wonderful day out with the kids in Think of the Children, a frantic parenting simulator for up to four players.Hauled before the court for bad parenting and endangering the lives of your children, the Prosecutors present a series of events as evidence that will either condemn or exonerate you: a birthday party at the park, a day at the zoo, a camping trip, an unexpected visit to the Australian Outback and more. Each of these locations proves to be far more dangerous than they sound, and even the tamest of environments are filled with deadly hazards.<\/p>\n
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